Van Wylde just can’t get a break. His stepsister Rahyndee gets a huge, deluxe stretch limo-bus rented for her big day, and he gets diddly-squat. He sneaks into the limo…

After ruining his lady-love’s lingerie, Van Wylde called a special service specializing in lingerie emergencies. But while trying to order replacements, Van didn’t realize he’d really reached a high-class escort…